World Peace is at Hand
December 21, 2006
Dear Santa
December 18, 2006
Dear Santa,
I know you’ve ignored me for the last 23 years of my
life and I’m not happy about it. I don’t think I deserve that varying
amount of lint you often put in my Christmas stocking, if you bother to
put something at all. I’ve been a very good kid and I don’t know why
you’ve been so mean to me.
More Adventures of That Fat Guy
December 13, 2006
As I have mentioned here and here,
I have been trying to lose weight for the longest time, but with tragic
results. After taking a break from losing weight (I needed to regain my
composure- and dignity) I have sort of lost control over my
increasingly spiraling weight and, well, even my baggy jeans have felt
tight. So what do you do in a situation like this?
You lock yourself up in a room, play with your man boobs for a couple
of hours and when you get bored, scream your lungs out until you pass
out. When you wake up in a pool of your own drool, you look at your
reflection in the mirror and you see that you’re still, um, fat.
By the way, The Manila Bulletin featured me in their latest Blog-O-Rama. [ I hosted it on my site because MB's permalinks changes each day. ]
