More Adventures of That Fat Guy
December 13, 2006
As I have mentioned here and here,
I have been trying to lose weight for the longest time, but with tragic
results. After taking a break from losing weight (I needed to regain my
composure- and dignity) I have sort of lost control over my
increasingly spiraling weight and, well, even my baggy jeans have felt
tight. So what do you do in a situation like this?
You lock yourself up in a room, play with your man boobs for a couple
of hours and when you get bored, scream your lungs out until you pass
out. When you wake up in a pool of your own drool, you look at your
reflection in the mirror and you see that you’re still, um, fat.
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