DarkSpear

2006 was quite a year wasn’t it? I mean, it’s the year I started blogging seriously and look where it’s taken me.

By “where it’s taken me”, I mean a restraining order, pending libel
lawsuit and a meeting with the office psychiatrist. Not to mention the
fact that I’m out of the will and my family’s changing their last name
out of shame. Because I’m messed-up like that, yo.

So how the hell did I end up this way? Well, mainly from these  posts from 2006:

Posts that made people (most notably me) question my sanity:

• Shawarma: A Survival Guide
• Dear Santa
• How to Flunk a Job Interview
• An Open Letter to my Stalker
• “Snakes on a Plane” Can Save Your Marriage!
• An Exclusive Interview with Manny Pacquiao

How I helped men become chick-magnets:

• Impress Girls the David Hasselhoff Way
• Troubleshooting Your Girl: Read Her Mind!
• Troubleshooting Your Girl: Your Wallet Beckons
• Troubleshooting your Girl: PMS
• How to Get a Date on Valentine’s Day
• The Entire Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos series

I love movies. Very much.

• Brokeback Mountain in 15 Minutes
• Da Vinci Strikes Back

My take on current issues:

• I Love Spoons. *giggle*
• December 22 is Global Orgasm Day

Other questionable stuff that could get me fired:

• OMG HOTDOG LOL
• A Day in the Life of Batman and Robin
• I Love Pasta. But not that much.
• The Many Uses of Bananaque
• The Clueless Wonders of the Blogosphere
• Things I’ve Learned From Steven Seagal

Also, this is my blogging highlight of 2006.

So, what’s your favorite article? No, not from my blog, silly. From yours.