The Single Guy’s Ultimate Guide to Valentine’s Day
February 12, 2007
Q: What is it?
A:
Valentine’s Day is that one day of the year when everybody gets
googly-eyed and start talking about things like love, romance, and all
that. It is also the day the motel and condom industries make a
killing. Also, the Department of Health should also investigate because
asthma and diabetes cases increase on that day because of the sheer
number of flowers and chocolates sold on that day.
Q: Geez, what’s with the red?
A: You see, Valentine’s is the day when emos proliferate. Emos, if
you aren’t familiar, are creatures from the deep who wear weird
haircuts and black t-shirts and listen to crappy music like My Chemical
Romance.
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