I’ve been nominated for the Blogger’s Choice Awards. Please vote for Noisy Noisy Man. Yay!

Dear Judges,

I have absolutely no idea who did it (no, wait, I do), but I’ve been nominated in the 2007 Philippine Blog Awards, in the Entertainment (along with The Man Blog), Personal and Blogger’s Choice Award categories. I think I fit more into the Darwin Awards,
but that’s just me. I know my readers follow my exploits because they
just want to make fun of how I totally mess up my life and I know they
are waiting for the time I end up as a beggar in Quiapo who sells
sexual favors for a buck apiece, but thanks anyway.

Phallic Trophy
Ah, the sweet taste of victory.

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Frank Miller’s 300

March 9, 2007


Summing it up.

Before you gouge your eyes out because of that goddamnawful image,
let me just tell you I loved the film. I was expecting a lot of Greco-Roman Wrestling
and all that shit, and since they’re Greeks I was also expecting a lot
of man love (turns out the Achaens were the man lovers). Thank God my
expectations weren’t fulfilled.

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