Dear Judges,
I have absolutely no idea who did it (no, wait, I do), but I’ve been nominated in the 2007 Philippine Blog Awards, in the Entertainment (along with The Man Blog), Personal and Blogger’s Choice Award categories. I think I fit more into the Darwin Awards,
but that’s just me. I know my readers follow my exploits because they
just want to make fun of how I totally mess up my life and I know they
are waiting for the time I end up as a beggar in Quiapo who sells
sexual favors for a buck apiece, but thanks anyway.

Ah, the sweet taste of victory.