DarkSpear

Hello, traveller. I see you seek refuge in this here
interweb-thingy we call a blog. you have been travelling long and hard
in this long road of misinformation and porn repository called THE
INTERNETS. I know, I know it’s a hard journey. Make yourself
comfortable. Now, dear reader, let me tell you what the internets is
all about.

Guess what site this kid is surfing

Origins: The Big Queef

Reenactment

The internets started when Al Gore queefed
while taking a crap one day in the middle of the Monica Lewinsky
scandal. He was on his laptop when he queefed. It shorted out the
circuits in his laptop and gave him this
page. He showed this to Bill Clinton, who was kinda pissed that Gore
interrupted him in the middle of a make out session with Lewinski, but
was so awed with the page that he declared that Al Gore invented the
internets and that they should upload their porn collection into it.
Gore’s porn collection later won an Oscar for best documentary.

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