DarkSpear

I’ve been through so much depression this week that I’m starting to
become like those emo kids I’ve made fun of in Down the Highway. Also,
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a few notches away from becoming a
mysoginist like resident TMB Woman-Hater Squid.
Given a little more time, I just might start punching pregnant women in
the stomach just like he does. I’d be a total woman-hater already if
women aren’t good for secks and making sammiches. But I digress.

This is not a picture of Squid

Anyway, I’m blaming much of my emoness to Steel, who has been acting like a douchebag lately. He also looks like a hobo. I plan on taking out my frustrations by punching the shit out of pregnant women who look like him.

Emo Rant #1: Ninjas
Ninjas are the pits. They like to hang around in trees, biding their
time as I pass by, then they jump on me with their shurikens and they
to poison my coffee at the most inopportune times. Of course I am
forced to kill them ninjas every chance I get. Also, they wear black.
They’re like emo. And that makes me sad. =(

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