Fig. 1: Maria Ozawa

Okay, not really.

In case you have been living under a rock for the past two years, Maria Ozawa
is this wonderfully beautiful Japanese actress who starred in wholesome
family-friendly films such as “Obscene Nymphomaniac 5″, “Let’s Do It At
School”, and “Popular Fashion Model Maria Ozawa Nakadashi Raped for 20
Consecutive Times!”

Wholesome stuff indeed. In fact, when I get married and have a family, I’m gonna show that shit to the kids. Twice! Read the rest of this entry »