DarkSpear

Welcome to the Year 2065, and it is the end of humanity as we know it. Because this week, Apple just released the third generation of their apocalyptic virus, iUnDead,
turning almost everyone into zombies! All except you, me and a bunch of
idiots who will die eventually because they were stupid enough to
actually run in the direction of them flesh-eating bunny zombies, and
lovingly offer their butts for dinner. While screaming their heads off
in fear! OMG!

Just like any other zombie apocalypse, we have some dude named George Romero
running around somewhere, trying to make sure everyone dies. Also, if
you have a Mexican, a token black guy, or a big brawny guy who everyone
runs to for protection in your group, they will definitely die. Also
Paris Hilton because she’s hot. But she’s in jail right now so we don’t
know how to fit her in.

Now let me tour you around this lovely wasteland and give you some
tips on how to not die (or at least not get molested) in this
apocalyptic future:

This is a zombie. He will eat you.

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