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Ok, not much to say, except that Mike is nominated for the Blogger’s Choice Award category. So guys, do something worthwhile with your lives for once and make a vote for Mike.

Details here.

Basically, you have to:

- write an entry on your blog that you’re voting for Mike and state why
- put in the sponsors in your post (optional)
- submit your blog entry here: http://www.philippineblogawards.com.ph/bloggers-choice-award-nomination-form/
- masturbate

And I can link you guys from my Vote for Mike Entry as well, just post your blog entry URLs here!

(NOTE: This is not a vote. My vote can be found here.)

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Large Hadron Collider.

Guess what this weird-looking contraption is for? Well, aside from making jokes about it becoming the biggest bait for “large hard-on” jokes, it’s probably the most awesome thing ever. Before it kills us.

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world’s largest and highest-energy particle accelerator complex, intended to collide opposing beams of protons charged with approximately 7 TeV of energy. Its main purpose is to explore the validity and limitations of the Standard Model, the current theoretical picture for particle physics. It is theorized that the collider will produce the Higgs boson, the observation of which could confirm the predictions and missing links in the Standard Model, and could explain how other elementary particles acquire properties such as mass.

Make any sense? No? Okay, to make things easier to my readers who don’t have a degree in quantum physics (I’m pretty sure there’s a couple out there), the Large Hadron Collider basically tries to make protons run in a very large oval. A fucking large oval. An oval with a 17-mile circumference, to be exact. More »